| ".... your
peripheral vision is good enough to see both ends of main street at the same
time while standing in front of the post office." |
| ".... you know
when your neighbors lawnmower is low on gas." |
| ".... you heard
'hassen go r deh mid-day e dog' and answered 'bought a bra' at least three times this year." |
| ".... you know
the two words that come after 'green and white, __ , __ ! ' |
| ".... you
know how to roller-skate." |
| ".... you know the author of 'Yeepers Kreepers'" |
| ".... your favorite beverage is still coffee" |
| ".... you know spring is here for sure if Julius Melius returns to the bum bench in front of the hardware." |
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| ".... you
remember the Bull Dogs." |
| ".... you
know who is missing from Church on a Sunday morning." |
| ".... you can
name every dog in town." |
| ".... you
could name every one in your class." |
| ".... you are
still close friends with those you went to grade school with because
you were all such great friends!" |
| ".... you
attended annual Syttende Mai celebrations, St. Patrick's Day card
parties, etc. hosted by the greatest little Irishwoman that ever
lived!" |
| ".... your
co-workers, friends, and spouse just don't understand why Syttende
Mai is such an important day." |
| ".... in 1977
you were a FIRST GRADE boy and were still invited and accepted to be
a member of the boy's basketball team." |
| ".... you are
looking at this web site." |
| ".... you
say uff-da at least once every day!" |
| ".... you
had a Grandma Verke and you weren't blood related." |
| ".... you remember Barney O'Laughlin's run for U.S.
Senate." |
| ".... you remember Carl Allen pitching for
Fairdale." |
| ".... Luther League lasted forever on skating
night." |
| ".... in
grade school there were more cheerleaders than boy basketball
players." |
| ".... first
and third avenues are on the edge of town." |
| ".... you
drive in the ditch 5 miles out of town and word reaches town before
you do." |
| ".... you
can't walk for exercise because every car that passes offers you a
ride." |
| ".... you
know they serve potato dumplings every Thursday @ the Fairdale
Cafe." |
| ".... you
played run-sheep-run during the long summer evenings." |
| ".... you
learned English in the first grade and still have a Norwegian
accent." |
| ".... you
stayed overnight in Michigan,ND when you played in a girls
basketball game, because it was so far away." |
| ".... you
partied with Wayne, a yellow horse with brown mane and tail who at
one time was kidnapped and held for ransom.
His picture on the milk carton and his owner’s total
cooperation with the kidnappers’ outrageous demands are credited
with saving his life and eventually returning him to his home." |
| ".... you
know that every dog may have a last name but it’s not required to
use it for them to receive mail.
A simple “Gypsy, Fairdale ND” will do." |
| ".... you've
been inside every house in town." |
| ".... you
went to most of the shows on Thursday nignt." |
| ".... you
laid under a street light by Dike's barn and told ghost stories on
warm summer evenings." |
| ".... you
remember the Grandy boys hanging out in Andy's grocery store." |
| ".... you
remember mud vacations in the spring." |
| ".... you
ever hung out at Verke's Cafe." |
| ".... you
slid down the coal chute to get into the Sons of Norway Hall to play
basketball. The place was so cold the ball hardly bounced!" |
| ".... you
played hopscotch on the side walks of main street." |
| ".... you
played 'twenty questions' on the bum bench in front of the
cafe." |
| ".... you
played basketball behind the school in a snow storm." |
| ".... you
were a member of a girls state champion basketball team." |
| ".... you
remember decorating for the school carnival." |
| ".... you
never went potty until you got to school where it was warm." |
| ".... you are
at the Fairdale Cafe Thursdays for potato dumplings." |
| ".... BC
means before casino." |
| ".... you
remember 3 outstanding baton twirlers from the late 40's and early
50's." |
| ".... you
could get out of school to pick potatoes(before potato picking
machines.)" |
| ".... you had
your senior picture taken at Cooper's Studio in Grand Forks." |
| ".... you had
your confirmation picture taken at Hultstrand's studio in Park
River." |
| ".... you
didn't learn English until you started the first grade and you still
speak with a Norwegian accent." |
| ".... you can
dial a wrong number and still talk to whoever answered the phone for
a half hour or longer." |
| ".... you
rode to school in a covered wagon type bus on a sleigh in the winter
." |
| ".... you
remember going to the pump for drinking water." |
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